just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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