It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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