i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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