her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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