I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
im about as happy as oj after his trial
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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