Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
