But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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