I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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