Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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