ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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