super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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