How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Still dying that you shit outside
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Success! We fucked roommates!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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