My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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