at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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