i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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