So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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