If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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