my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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