it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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