Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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