The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think your dad took our porno
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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