she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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