just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
dude. I can hear the air.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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