I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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