You can't special order awesome
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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