it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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