operation have a gay friend backfired
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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