Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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