Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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