you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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