i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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