i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
