I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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