I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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