Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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