Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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