oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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