there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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