Non-Jews are for practice
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He shit in the fireplace
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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