Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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