doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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