i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
