You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
