it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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