He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Please don't give away my fajitas
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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