If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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