How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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