White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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