i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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