i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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